Exercise One Liners

These are from my friend Joan who exercises every day.

After all you know what they say " You need to walk a mile in another man's shoes.  That way if you  decide you don't like him,  you are a mile away from him and you've got

his Shoes !

 

   Walking can add minutes to your life.  This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $7000 per month.

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    My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60.....Now he's 97 years old and we don't know where he is.

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    I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

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    The only reason I would take up walking is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

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    I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing..

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    I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks.  Haven't lost a pound.  Apparently you have to go there.

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    Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise', I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

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    I do have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them. 

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     The advantage of exercising every day is so when you die, they'll say, 'Well, he looks good doesn't he.'

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    If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

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    I know I got a lot of exercise the last few years,......just getting over the hill.

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   We all get heavier as we get older, because there's a lot more information in our heads. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

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     Every time I start thinking too much about how I look, I just find a Happy Hour and by the time I leave, I look just fine.