How to Make a Woman Happy

How to Make a Woman Happy

(be sure to read to the end)

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 

1. a friend

2. a companion

3. a lover 

4. a brother

5. a father

6. a master

7. a chef

8. an electrician

9. a carpenter

10. a plumber 

11. a mechanic

12. a decorator

13. a stylist

14. a sexologist 

15. a gynecologist

16. a psychologist 

17. a pest exterminator

18. a psychiatrist

19. a healer

20. a good listener

21. an organizer 

22. a good father

23. very clean

24. sympathetic

25. athletic 

26. warm

27. attentive

28. gallant 

29. intelligent

30. funny

31. creative

32. tender

33. strong

34. understanding

35. tolerant 

36. prudent

37. ambitious

38. capable

39. courageous 

40. determined

41. true

42. dependable 

43. passionate

44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 

45. give her compliments regularly

46. love shopping 

47. be honest

48. be very rich 

49. not stress her out

50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 

52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself

53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes 

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: 

54. Never to forget: 

* birthdays

* anniversaries

* arrangements she makes 

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

A woman only needs to:

1. Show up naked

2. Bring food